Dear Tongue, although I appreciate your love spicy food please remember that your choices affect all of us. sincerely, anus Dear anus, when the fuck did you learn how to write? and stop being such an ass. *laughter* sincerely, tongue Dear tongue, that's really hilarious and by the way no ass would eat a jalapeño. sincerely, anus Dear anus, not to butt in here- high five tongue - but technically asses don't need anything and frankly I'm surprised any of you can write. sincerely, right hand Hand...hand! Dear penis, I told you we're not doing that anymore. sincerely, right hand Hand! No! Hrmph... pee-pee I have to pee-pee Dear right hand, that's not true. sincerely, bladder Hand! Dear right hand, I could do it! sincerely, left hand hmm...nevermind... Dear penis, that was one time! One time and I already apologized for it. sincerely, left hand I told you not to twist - I know I was trying to mix it up I'm tired of you doing everything better! I told you know twisting No twisting! I think it's time to exercise. No fuck off - argh shit - no no no television! lets do television! Television! Let's watch Twilight! Twilight's fine with me as long as penis doesn't have any expectations. Fine we'll do television. What a bunch of idiots... Dear nipple-twin, please disregard the excitement of my last letter, I still have no idea what we're for. The promising development I referred to, turned out to be a pimple. Hand!