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Here are true facts about the dung beetle The dung beetle survives mainly or solely by eating the faces of other animals thats terrifying...wait thats a typo- it eats the FECES of other animals...ugh that's even worse The rolling dung beetle finds dung with its acute sense of smell The dung beetle then selects a choice piece to roll into a ball- oh that's disgusting- cut it cut the clip I told you I wont, I'm not going to narrate the footage of poop It's just not going to happen- this isn't better this has nothing to do with the dung beetle Fine. The female dung beetles then judge their potential mates by the size of their balls Oh come on that's a linx- wait why is he stalking that santa baby? Run away santa baby! After a mating pair is established, the female often attaches herself to the dung-ball chariot and the male rolls them away from the dung pile He does this backwards by pushing on the ball with his hind legs Imagine getting into a car and putting your head facedown on the seat and steering with your butt That is how the dung beetle do Needless to say they get lost from time to time When it strays off course the dung beetle climbs on top of its ball and uses the position of the sun, the moon, and even the milky way to reorient itself Sort of like how ancient sailors once did, except without the giant ball of shi- Here a scientist uses a mirror to confuse the hell out of a dung beetle Along the way he must face challengers who seek to claim his turd-ball the ensuing battle sometimes lasting for hours When they have finally completed their journey the young freaky couple digs a small hole in the soft sand The female then lays her eggs inside the dung-ball and then seals them up Using more dung, her saliva, and her own feces Just for good measure (laughing) and then when the baby is born, it eats its way out Oh haha jeeze the circle of life Just remember, no matter how bad your job is even if you shovel crap for a living atleast you're not doing it naked, and with your mouth, and then eating it.
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